Introduction: Prepare Yourself

So the title is a bit intense; my writing is nothing to fear.  It's been a surprising length of time since I have in fact written, but the short works of my early adolescence have been saved on a forever-faithful floppy disc and will soon provide the backbone for the erratic make-up of this unofficial collection of my work.  I hope you enjoy the classics, and (time-willing) I expect to have fresh works to indulge your contemporary appetites in no time.